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"All the proper jobs start
before I get up" T-Shirt |
"If there's anything you need, don't
hesitate to ask someone else" T-Shirt |
"I feel much better since I
gave up hope" T-Shirt |
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"I'm having a nice day,
Don't screw it up" T-Shirt |
"If you can read this, please put
me back on my bar stool" T-Shirt |
"I said no to drugs, But
they wouldn't listen" T-Shirt |
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"I'm just a social drinker (but I
do drugs like a professional)" T-Shirt |
"Does it look like I
give a damn?" T-Shirt |
"Just be glad I'm
not your kid" T-Shirt |
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"I'm dressed and out of bed,
What more do you want?" T-Shirt |
"It's never too late to start
wasting your life" T-Shirt |
"It's hard to be humble when
you're this good" T-Shirt |
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"I'd quit this job but
I need the sleep" T-Shirt |
"I'm only wearing black until
something darker comes out" T-Shirt |
"I'm in shape, round
is a shape" T-Shirt |
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"Rent this Space" T-Shirt |
"No, I'm not on steroids,
But thanks for asking" T-Shirt |
"She's not my girlfriend
It's just my turn" T-Shirt |
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"Beer, It's not just
for breakfast" T-Shirt |
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers
in a case, Coincidence?" T-Shirt |
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